Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Make "American" Great Again


Trump’s election has caused me to ask myself some important questions. Did I grossly overestimate my country’s progress on racial and gender issues?  Is the environment doomed? Have I been approaching the letter of recommendation incorrectly this whole time?

As a college English instructor, I am often asked by students to write letters of recommendation, and I have always assumed that the most effective way to endorse my students’ skills is through cogent thoughts expressed in grammatically correct sentences that transition smoothly from one thought to the next. But, as many of us recall, in the beginning of the election, Sarah Palin endorsed Trump in a rambling, incoherent, grammatically questionable speech, and, as we all know, Trump—a fellow rambling, often incoherent, grammatically questionable communicator— won. So speaking of letters of recommendation, I might need to ask someone to write one for me because my job as an English teacher depends on the belief that proper grammar and strong language skills are necessary for success.

Sarah Palin—the former governor of Alaska, the 2008 vice presidential candidate, and author (well, you know, kind of) of the best selling book Going Rogue: An American Life—has certainly experienced success, yet she utters “sentences” that can be as treacherous as an Alaskan winter. In fact, her words are often a bridge to nowhere. As Stephen Colbert noted, in order to communicate like her, we would have to tase the part of our brains that understand sentence structure. So I can’t help but worry about the future of the English language—or “American” as Sarah Palin calls it.

But I am not ready to kowtow and pussyfoot and bend over and say, “Thank you, enemy.” In other words, I refuse to give up on the future of the English language. So, the pen being mightier than the sword, I wrote a book that comes out in March 2017--Sarah Palin’s Expert Guide to Good Grammar: What You Can Learn from Someone Who Doesn’t Know Right from Write. Here's what it looks like!

It uses Palin’s rogue approach to the English language against her by basing its lessons on excerpts from her autobiography, speeches, debates, Facebook posts, emails and interviews.  

As you can imagine, I accumulated a ton of material, and unfortunately all of it didn’t make it into the book, and I don't want it to go to waste--so I’m going to share it here with you.

Get out those tasers!

7 comments:

  1. Good luck, Jenny!
    Grammar is my Achilles Heel, so this is definitely needed for more than just the politicians! You have a daunting task before you! :)

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  2. Wishing you the best with that book! Sentences should definitely make sense! :)

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  3. Good luck.
    I imagine that your research involved some laughter and some shudders of horror. Often at the same 'sentence'.

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  4. All the best with the book release! I love the cover :-)

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  5. Navigating public grammar these days is an interesting adventure. I sometimes second guess myself, consulting Strunk and White or other true experts. Usually turns out my first thought was correct, and the public version was wrong.

    Thanks for stopping by my blog and commenting. It's great to meet you! :)

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  6. Sounds like a great book. I'm pretty confident in my use of grammar, but occasionally I'll spend ages staring at a sentence, wondering what the heck is wrong with it... because something will be! Looking forward to more of your posts :-)

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  7. Wishing you all the best with the book!

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